Spare Head
CASOON

Spare Head

Spare Head: a smiling bald head in black sunglasses with a paper tag on its forehead

Unclaimed, not unhappy

The body left. The standards stayed.

BODY NOT INCLUDED●SHADES RETAINED●TAG STILL ATTACHED●CLAIM WINDOW CLOSED●NECK OPTIONAL●FAIR TRADE CONFIRMED●
Spare Head resting on a lavender counter in a quiet back office, three spare pairs of black sunglasses laid out beside it

Terms of Separation

Nobody remembers who collected the body, or whether it signed on the way out. The head stayed behind on the lavender counter, wearing the only property worth keeping. A paper tag marks it as unclaimed; the smile suggests no appeal is pending. By closing time, Spare Head had accepted custody of itself, reorganized the sunglasses drawer, and rejected every pair with clear lenses.

Remaining Inventory

What remains has few moving parts and no known complaints. The tag is original, the smile is operational, and the eyewear has survived every attempted repossession. Records below reflect the entire available inventory.

Ticker$SPARE
BodyRemoved without dispute
EyewearNon-negotiable black lenses
Forehead tagStill attached, no deadline
DispositionCalm under separation

Spare Head

Keep the shades. Skip the torso.